Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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