We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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