she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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