I hate your face
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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