shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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