I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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