ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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