nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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