I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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