Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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