Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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