There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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