smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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