His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
my poor anus
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
