i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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