You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
the day after is always just damage control
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Randomize
