Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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