hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I am one with the molecules
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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