I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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