There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
