it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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