Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She even gives head with a lisp.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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