i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
