Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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