did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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