Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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