every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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