In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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