your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
