why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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