brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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