haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
