What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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