The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
