Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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