there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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