i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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