I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Come see our sink grown plant.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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