The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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