so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
zippers are such a cool invention
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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