Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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