Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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