Hey man sorry I got all grabby
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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