Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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