if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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