Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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