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i jhust puked up my retainher.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i always forget guys have bellybuttons

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(250): View more from British Columbia

tequila makes me forget i have legs

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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.

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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...

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(917): View more from New York City

Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.

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(248): View more from Michigan

How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time

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(859): View more from Kentucky

the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....

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