I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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