if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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