What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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