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(251): View more from Alabama

but she was nice to me.

(256): View more from Alabama

She was a fuckin STRIPPER.

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(512): View more from Texas

Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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(815): View more from Illinois

you thought your balls were fighting each other...

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order

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(972): View more from Texas

He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.

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(941): View more from Florida

im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances

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he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back

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(276): View more from Virginia

Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.

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