Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just want to make out with him forever
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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