I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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